he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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