Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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