so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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