I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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