It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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