Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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