Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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