just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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