I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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