It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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