Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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