Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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