She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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