How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She announced her abortion via fbk
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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