Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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