my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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