If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Quick, to the slutcave!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
