All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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