Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Bring me that man meat
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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