if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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