We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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