Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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