i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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