that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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