My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
True strength comes from lack of pants
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Randomize