Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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