I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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