Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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