I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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