i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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