Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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