Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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