she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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