I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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