she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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