Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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