Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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