This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
