That's when you crack a 10am beer
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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