The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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