She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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