do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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