Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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