It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I want her autograph on my taint
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Randomize