sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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