let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize
