Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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