Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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