awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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