So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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