Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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