can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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