Are we in a gay sports bar?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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